We’ve decided to share some of these with you more than once a week.  Twitter is the playground of celebrity entertainment…at least as it spews forth from their mouths-or fingers in this case.  Anyway, enjoy.

“@GarryShandling: what's going 2 happen 2 Soc Sec and Medicaid. starting 2 store-up on old-people shit,
Starting w wardrobe.”
Track suits—
Alec Baldwin (@AlecBaldwin) September 16, 2011

I'm going to have a baby when I'm 90, so I can hire one
nurse for everyone.—
Garry Shandling (@GarryShandling) September 16, 2011

“@crystallynnspau: @jakeowen whats your favorite kind of car?"

Flintstones… Kind of green. Saves on fuel.—
Jake Owen (@jakeowen) September 09, 2011

They say that starvation diets don’t work. Actually, they do.—
Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) September 15, 2011

Tonite, Spiderman will NEVER be the same. It's his bachelor party..bwahahahahahahahahahahaha..cough cough bwahahaha!!! yfrog.com/h63qwskj—
Jerrod Niemann (@jrodfromoz) September 15, 2011