We’ve decided to share some of these with you more than once a week. Twitter is the playground of celebrity entertainment…at least as it spews forth from their mouths-or fingers in this case. Anyway, enjoy.
I'm going to have a baby when I'm 90, so I can hire one
nurse for everyone.—
Garry Shandling (@GarryShandling) September 16, 2011
Flintstones… Kind of green. Saves on fuel.—
Jake Owen (@jakeowen) September 09, 2011
They say that starvation diets don’t work. Actually, they do.—
Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) September 15, 2011