Beware Of Dogs And Weddings
So look, the only thing that I think is more ridiculous than actually having a wedding for your dog is including your dog in your wedding.
I love my dog. I know you love your dog. However, let me point out that he/she is a dog. They can’t be counted upon to act like a human being and do things that humans do.
Don’t believe me?
Well then, prospective “I-want-my-dog-in-the-wedding” bride, get a load of this!